corporate lesson no. 1 and all that jazz
Corporate Lesson 1:A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel,"
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?""It was Bob the next door neighbour,"! She replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
hmm, today, i went to galleria for the awarding. ang hindi ko alam, we should be wearing smart casual. so, casual lang ako. hehe. anyway, after that, we went to eden's house to do the theo report. and after a couple of minutes, we watched a korean movie. if you are thinking on what happened to our report, well, it's not done. oh, well. mabilis na un, we got the necessary infos. hehe. we ate thiiiiiiiisssss much kanina. whew. bigat. thanks eden! ansaya talaga sa house niyo! i had fun! laf trip ung kay vivian! hahaha!
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel,"
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?""It was Bob the next door neighbour,"! She replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
hmm, today, i went to galleria for the awarding. ang hindi ko alam, we should be wearing smart casual. so, casual lang ako. hehe. anyway, after that, we went to eden's house to do the theo report. and after a couple of minutes, we watched a korean movie. if you are thinking on what happened to our report, well, it's not done. oh, well. mabilis na un, we got the necessary infos. hehe. we ate thiiiiiiiisssss much kanina. whew. bigat. thanks eden! ansaya talaga sa house niyo! i had fun! laf trip ung kay vivian! hahaha!
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